You've picked your case from one of those beautiful models, say number 14, thats a good number. After your first few choices (they weren't bad, the $1, $500, $750,000, $10, and $25 were eliminated) Howie stops you and gets on the phone with the scary secluded banker.
"The offer is fairly high," Howie says, trying to give the show the false sense of suspense that makes it so painfully annoying.
"How bout three trillion dollars. Deal or No Deal?"
Deal
Hell Yes, Howie. Deal. Deal. Deal!
I would push that button so fast, if it meant that I would about a hundred times richer than Bill Gates (who isn't the richest person anymore)
Unfortunately. this is quite an unreal situation formulated by that President of Ours, G-dub.
Junior decided to visit that show that everyone seems to hate, but everyone still watches. Its more addicting than Wheel of Fortune, but not quite up to Trebek and his still-popular Jeopardy.
Anyways, Bush visited Howie's show this week, to seek some help for the upcoming hearings in Congress on the budget. The budget is quite high this year.
George to Howie:
"How would you like to host a three trillion dollar deal or No deal?"
How bout it Howie?
Besides seeking out Howie's advice, the Prez was there to wish luck to an Iraq war veteran, who unfortunately didn't get 3 trillion or a million, but he did get $26000 from the banker. Not bad for about 20 minutes on primetime.
Unfortunately, Howie can't solve all our problems.
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